Why did you bite him?
- Who, me?
- It was him: he inserted his shoulder between my teeth.
- It’s a sign of friendship in Uruguay.
- These things happen in football.
- Because he was there.
- I hadn’t eaten before the match.
- It was one of those dog-eat-dog situations.
- Because I’m good at it.
- I did it for my country.
- It’s my favourite form of cheating.
- He kept getting in my way.
- It seemed like the right thing to do.
- I didn’t: it’s an international Photoshop conspiracy.
- It was just an eat... sorry, heat... of the moment thing.
- Who, me?
- It was him: he inserted his shoulder between my teeth.
- It’s a sign of friendship in Uruguay.
- These things happen in football.
- Because he was there.
- I hadn’t eaten before the match.
- It was one of those dog-eat-dog situations.
- Because I’m good at it.
- I did it for my country.
- It’s my favourite form of cheating.
- He kept getting in my way.
- It seemed like the right thing to do.
- I didn’t: it’s an international Photoshop conspiracy.
- It was just an eat... sorry, heat... of the moment thing.
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